Love on the skids?

There's so much life to offer. I don't know where to start. I'd like to step off the skids here for a moment and tell you (I'm sure you're the one who is missing out on the woman of a lifetime) just exactly what you're missing.

This woman has a quirky sense of humor that will keep you in stitches and smiles for the rest of your life. You can laugh with her or at her, she won't care. She'll be there laughing beside you either way. She's got eyes you could drown in, if you look too deep. Her heart's as big as the wide open skies above you. She'll light up your night like the forth of July and keep your heart pumping happily until the end of time.

She can cook a mean catfish, grill a steak to your liking, or even prepare you a breakfast fit for a saint. She'll love you more than you've ever been loved before.

She's a little worn around the edges, not quite as firm as she used to be, she's been bruised and beaten in life a time or two, but she's got a lot of happy years to share. There's a few wrinkles and worry line or two, but she's still strong enough to care.

So, what was that you were waiting for???