Sunday, February 8, 2009

Seeking Neanderthal

I've been dating the missing links, perhaps if I work my way back to the beginning, I'll find something more suitable as a life mate.

Your cave is ready and waiting. I've prepared raw meat, smelly corner for your dirty shoes, and a mud puddle out front for regular bathing.

Life on this planet hasn't yet evolved. I'm not interested in the city, high heels don't fit my feet.

If you lack polish and sophistication, you're probably the one I need. Take this country girl away!

Must be taller than 5' 9" and able to shoot.

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